- …
- Well, I had pretty good smoothie, but I’m pretty sure that doesn’t count.
Yeah, okay, no. I’m pretty sure I posted this first. Taking away the empty dots and the word “this”, and changing the word “really” to “pretty” doesn’t change that. That just makes the writing worse. Too repetitive. Get out.

Dear Kurt,
It’s your birthday. I got you Dior Homme. HAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREATEST FUTURE BROTHER IN LAW EVER. I love you.
Love,
Cilla Courageous
Oh my god, Cilla!

You really didn’t have to. You know that right? Thank you! Thank you so much!
Again, I’m getting very used to this.
Could you possibly be that my adorable, as well as very sexy and charming boyfriend is finally 17 years old? So this is the plain, I’m keeping you to myself. I’m selfish. Oh, well. Everyone will have to deal with it.
That might be it. I am perfectly fine with this plan.

(Source: slytherin-hummel, via blaine-ravenclaw-anderson-deact)